Paddle Fastah! I Hear Banjo Music!

A t-shirt selection from a tourist-trap in Bar Harbor, Maine. Have to say that equating the locals (and by extension yourself) with the Ned Beatty-raping, ‘squeal like a pig’ hillbillies from Deliverance isn’t a sound business decision. Still these shirts were everywhere, so someone must be buying them. I’m surprised they didn’t also throw in the usual Maine accent joke and put ‘Fastah’...