Alien Potato Chips

This was a very short-lived shop in Times Square, ironically located in the same booth that 'Bamboo Icy-Crispy Dragon Beard Candy' occupied. I guess the feng-shui here is particularly bad, because one would think that dragon beard candy or alien chips would be surefire moneymakers.

It seems the aliens hit upon a way of skewering and spiral-cutting a whole potato, then deep frying the whole magilla. If only we could utilize this alien technology for other fast foods, like a spiral cut chicken leg or pizza slice. I have to admit they actually looked pretty tasty, though I imagine you'd really regret it about halfway through, as you realize you're eating the equivalent of a jumbo bag of earth chips.