Jumbo 747 Smell Killer

When you've got a nasty refrigerator odor on the metaphorical scale of a passenger jet, it's time to reach for Jumbo 747 Smell Killer. Note that it doesn't just mask the odor, it kills it, maybe by blowing out the door and catastrophically depressurizing the freezer. No oxygen masks for this unwanted passenger! I also like the rather mystifying inclusion of a rainbow in the packaging.

Of course if you have a smell the size of a C-130 or the new Airbus, well god help you son.