No Durian Allowed

A helpful warning at our hotel in Penang Malaysia, reminding guests that the infamously odorous fruit is not allowed on the premises. For those of you not aware of this ‘delicacy’, durian is a large soft textured fruit that smells like shit and/or vomit (and that’s being kind; others have described it as pig-shit with turpentine, medical waste, and gym socks). Aficionados insist that the flesh is succulent with a consistency like custard, superior in texture and smoothness to almost all other fruit. Having tried it (in the form of a custard cake roll) I can safely place myself in the former category. The only thing I’ve personally ever tried that was worse is Nattō, a Japanese ‘delicacy’ composed of slimy, decaying mung beans that has the taste and consistency of fresh vomit (someone else’s). But alas that experience is for another post. I can honestly say if given a chance you should try durian, if for no other reason than to have a baseline for the worst thing you’ve ever tasted…

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