Pearly Gates - Master Bunny Edition

From the Sogo department store in Causeway Bay. Pearly Gates is a Japanese golf clothing brand; of course to Westerners the term refers to the gates to heaven, so I’m honestly not sure what they’re trying for with name. Golf wear fit for heaven? Or golf wear that will smite you down and send you there? But the odd brand name is surpassed by their latest rollout (hard to read but on the golf bag): ‘Master Bunny Edition’.

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I’m usually wary of using the now hackneyed expression, but its apropos here. WTF? What do bunnies have to do with golf? Was ‘master edition’ too straightforward somehow? “We’re named pearly gates, we have to make it sound odd - how about master bunny?”
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The Fashion Trough is Actuality, Not Novelty

A definite keeper from my brother Matt, this one from Croatia. Always good to be reminded that brutalizing English is a global pastime. “The fashion trough” is a particularly memorable concept if nothing else.

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Also its creator had a go at brutalizing English grammar as well, and to devastating effect: ’The fashion trough the spo(rt) is actuality it’is not’ a. novelty that is sport.’ Number 10. You know I never thought of it that way...
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Sunderball, Decorative Light for Tomorrow

An unfortunately rushed, blurry shot of a toy in Wanchai. The owner had your typical hypocritical reaction to photographing in his knockoff laden store, i.e. ‘How dare you take pictures of my illegal copyright violations! You insult all of China!” Needless to say I don’t’ think this product is actually a knockoff. Also I don’t see any self respecting company suing to protect the rights to ‘SUNDERBALL, decorative light for tomorrow’…

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Yes in the future, all decorative lighting will consist of science experiment plasma globes like this one. Nobody will get any work done of course, as they will be too entranced by the mesmerizing dance between lightning and flesh. And the lights will have names that have absolutely nothing to do with lighting–or sundering
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She Loves SUITS

A woman’s business attire retailer in Sapporo. I suppose the name is straightforward enough, but that’s not a phrase you’ll hear every day, if ever. “Yeah one thing about the wife. She loves suits.” Have to say the magenta mannequin doesn’t exactly work for me either, though compared to some mannequins its rather tame. Far better than the headless/mutilated variety, or those with heads like anvils (and yes I’ve seen an anvil-headed mannequin). I suppose the only question here is how much she actually loves them. Is she willing to die for suits? To kill for them if necessary? I pray we never have to find out…

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Arrogant - We Are the Good Child

From a goody bag in Hong Kong. Unfortunately the rest of the image didn’t turn out, but theres a cute lil’ anime teddy bear waving below and to the left. I’m assuming he’s ‘Arrogant’; a rather odd choice for an aspiring kiddy icon. The surreal juxtaposition of his namesake and the ‘we are the good child’ tagline guaranteed inclusion here, but I was also struck by the choice of font. It’s none other than Disney’s ‘Walt signature’ which adorns a ton of Disney packaging and advertising, especially for golden agers like Mickey. Why you’d pick that font for anything is beyond me, but then again I don’t name teddy bears Arrogant

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Vessel in the Strawberry Fog

A candy bar from Japan. Apparently this is a ‘reissue’ of a product popular in the 80s. Its suffused with air bubbles, which make it especially smooth and ‘airy’. Perhaps the fog is trapped within?

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No one seems to know where the ominous sounding name comes from, however. Or why a strawberry version would be appropriate. Perhaps undead pirates need a pick me up before they ride said fog into shore to wreak revenge on the living, and some of them have chocolate allergies. Which would really suck if you were an undead pirate…
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Blogrolling

A new ‘blogroll’. Unfortunately the slick new Rapidweaver 5 template I purchased doesn't allow for sidebar content to be positioned in the actual sidebar - very annoying. Anyway, here are some old ‘links of interest and a few newer ones. Enjoy!

http://www.expatsblog.com

http://www.mcsweeneys.net

http://www.mcphee.com/shop

http://www.boingboing.net

http://monkeybicycle.net

http://www.thebigjewel.com
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Handsome Mask for Whatever You Want to be...

A new addition to the ‘beauty mask’ trade here in HK. These masks are usually marketed to women of a certain age to remove impurities, wrinkles, and/or brighten the skin. Some actually bleach the skin with various whitening agents as well. Anyway they are usually quite expensive, and as with most beauty products the results are dubious. This is the first one I’ve seen for men exclusively however, though I can’t say I’ve gone looking. It seems all you need to be ‘cool, cute, sexy and macho (or) whatever you want to be’ is contained within.

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Of course you could purchase an ‘actual’ handsome mask of say, George Clooney (or whoever is the latest heartbreaker if he’s a bit long in the tooth of your taste). That would be make dating difficult however, as you would have to mostly grunt and nod, lest your date notice that your overlarge yet handsome face doesn’t move much when you talk. Then again some women are drawn to the strong/silent/mysterious type. Just don’t be surprised when you notice that ‘Kate Beckinsale’ seems rather staid and quiet over dinner. And her face seems a bit too large, now that you think about it…
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