Mr. Smoky - For Men with Good Taste

A fine coffee from our friends at ‘Fire’ in Japan. Nothing hits the spot on a cold Hokkaido morning quite like a hot can of Mr. Smoky. Its smoked coffee for men with good taste, like myself. Its also ‘the coffee with deep aroma’. Deep smoky aroma, not like those other brands with their ‘shallow moist’ aroma. And that’s MIster Smoky to you, pal…

mr.smoky
Comments

Potato Boy is Zyagatakun

From our hotel in Niseko in Hokkaido Japan, home to some of the best skiing in the world, or so I’m told. Unfortunately I pulled my quad first day out. Still, my wife and daughters enjoyed the deep powder, which really was remarkable. Anyway Hokkaido is known for its excellent milk all across Asia, but in Japan its also famed for its potatoes. So it comes as no surprise then that the local mascot is a skiing potato, which I admit is preferable to a skiing dairy cow. He is a ‘zyagatakun’ which I’m guessing translates loosely as ‘local specialty character’. Mangled grammar notwithstanding–‘So,It’ s’ very Popular character – the fact remains he is very popular. They have a fireman version on the local firehouse, and Potato Boy graces street signs and tourist kitsch all over town. And in the interest of full disclosure, he did his job; at the end of our trip, I bought that t-shirt…

potatoboy
Comments

Enigmatic Fabric No. C555 Contains ‘Fabric'

From a high end clothier in Sapporo Japan. Not made in Canton of course, which is probably for the better. Canton isn’t exactly famous as a fashion hub, even for overalls (that would be Topeka). Actually outside of the NFL hall of fame, there’s really nothing to recommend it, or Ohio for that matter. But I digress. This is the official signage that greets passerby:

fabriccontaining

Organic cotton, check. Carefully selected (for) quality and production region, check. But best of all, the enigmatically named ‘Fabric No. C555’ contains fabric, the most important thing discriminating shoppers look for in a… fabric.
Comments